Ambidextrous

I’m beginning to realize that I can actually dish out all the stuff that I hate in everything, well, with almost everything. Here are some, take a closer look, you might be doing the things that I hate most.

1. I so hate it when I’m taking a bath and someone else bangs the door in the effort to get in to answer the call of nature. I really can’t imagine how inconvenient it is to have an aroma of their poop while you shower yourself.

2. I hate people who don’t know how to knock, even if they know that a door isn’t locked. Sometimes it is more of a decent behavior and all.

3. When other people knows that it is your routine to watch a series on TV, on a daily or weekly basis, and wont switch channel to favor your viewing pleasure.

4. I hate opinionated people on movie houses. Trust me, sometimes (well, most of the time) it is proper to keep your thoughts to yourself than say it loud and irritate other people. You’ll end up embarrassing yourself too.

5. People who doesn’t know how to appreciate the efforts that you’re extending to them and doesn’t recognize the effort at all. Sometimes, a simple ‘thanks’ is more than enough. It doesn’t hurt to show gratitude, right?

6. People who laugh out loud or laugh their ass out at jokes that even a pre-schooler will find it hard to laugh. Even in movies, people will think that you’re completely delusional on laughing at something that’s not even worth-giggling about.

7. People who sings their heart out and feels like they are the best singer of all. Mind you, even if you belt-out so well but cannot pronounce the words correctly, then you’re completely a mess.

8. Those who gives side comments in murmur or whispers their negative reactions to other people when in fact, it’s pretty obvious to you. Come on! You don’t want other people do the same thing on you.

9. Those who thinks that they are drop-dead gorgeous and thinks that they’re the hottest person ever born. Look around you, you might have gone blind.

10. People who claims that it takes gallons of alcohol to knock them down. But when you’re having sessions with them, will pass-out with just a bottle or two. Don’t be dipsomaniac-wannabe when you’re not.

11. People who thinks that a sensible talk is always about a competition of intellectual level. You don’t win a conversation by giving out facts that you already knew. Be it limited or just a fallacy. Sometimes it is imperative that you listen very well to what other people have to say. Then agree if it’s agreeable and deviate if you feel so.

12. People pretending that their fluent English speakers. Don’t force yourself to the limit if you can’t. Aware of the nosebleed thingy? Not speaking in your native language won’t make you a better person.

I’m cutting down my entries to 12. I don’t want people to raise eyebrows on me. I guess that’s the 13th? Oh crap! Cut it.

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